Serious documentation for unserious employees.

Pawformance turns the pets people already call their coworkers into hilariously dysfunctional corporate employees.

Each package begins with real photos and five quick questions. We use those details to create specific workplace comedy—not generic templates—then deliver polished files designed for gifting and sharing.

The result might be an annual review for your Director of Household Security, a written warning for unauthorized counter access, or an Employee of the Month certificate that management immediately regrets.